Nurserish

There was a young girl from Rabat,
Who had triplets: Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.

The Plumber

A plumber of Sault-Ste.-Marie
Was plumbing a girl by the sea
Said she, “Stop your plumbing,
“There’s somebody coming!”
Said the plumber, still plumbing, “It’s me.”